The first thing I want to know about someone is how old they are: 31
The next thing I want to know is what they look like:
Then I wonder where they live: Seattle
Then I wonder who they live with:
On a scale of 0-10, how messy is their house? (0 being Oprah’s living room, 10 being Hoarders, episode 20): 6.5
That’s usually enough information for me.